This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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