There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
