I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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