You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
