I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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