I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Randomize
