Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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