you traded sex for a burrito?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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