U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Randomize
