You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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