Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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