please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
