Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
