Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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