is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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