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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
