Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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