glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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