Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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