I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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