Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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