I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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