I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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