He is an equal opportunity slut.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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