Small penises have feelings too.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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