how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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