we're blogging at a bar
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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