If that was your dad, he is hot
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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