doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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