Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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