I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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