i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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