thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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