Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I AM VODKA MAN
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My feet surprised me
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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