I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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