You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
