I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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