What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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