oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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