just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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