I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Randomize
