There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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