Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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