Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize
