i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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