our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Your cock deserves a montage
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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