why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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