Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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