question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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