Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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